The White Linen Pants Collective

The White Linen Pants Collective is a group of free-thinkers and artists committed to advancing the cause of surrealism on the web.

The paving stones of mechanistic order will no longer crush the worms and insects that mulch the living earth and bring forth a profusion of blossoms and weeds! Let a thousand weasels  rip – we call on our fellow citizens of surreality to

  • seek the sublime in the senseless.
  • stop trying to understand and start understanding how to try.
  • cast off the shackles of the merely social and embrace the freedom of a thousand interleaved lives.
  • stuff yourselves at the savory trough of chaos.

Dis order!  Look beyond your brain! Hear with your eyes, smell with your heart, and use your tongue to climb mountains of pancakes sticky with syrup. Feel the heat of a candle burned from the center out and fan the flames that burn down the old walls at the heart of the dying city. Feast on your defiant madness as a celebrant of hard-won conquest. Break the back of cause and effect.

We are neither sheep nor wolves, men nor mice, thieves nor police. We will not be bound as virgins for the sacrifice. We will not yield to the pleas and pleasure of all those who would plant flags in our minds and parcel our hearts among their own preferences and priorities.

Threats will not dissuade us. Bribes will not persuade us. We are fearless because we are free, and we are free because we choose to be.