Citizens, do not be alarmed. We of the Collective come in peace, desirous of sharing our wisdom and enhancing your lifestyle without the use of consumer electronics.
Herewith our Manifesto!
- Surrealism is not dead, nor sleeping. In fact, it is not even drowsy. It will remain alive, vibrant, and festival-friendly as long as we live in a meaningless universe full of absurdity and Scientologists. The White Linen Pants Collective is committed to the cause of causelessness!
- Mockery is the fourth-highest form of flattery – after actual flattery, sycophancy, and kissupism. The hierarchy of humor is beyond defiance, and we of the White Linen Pants Collective are too fond of life to take it too seriously.
- Anonymity is the essence of the Interwebs. Everyone knows who no-one is, and no-one is every last celebrity there ever was or will be (except that guy – he knows who he is, even if he doesn’t). The White Linen Pants Collective delights in the elaborate shadowy ritual of hiding in plain sight – the only place left.
Brace yourselves! A collision looms, and in its titanic shadow a mouse is knitting a beret.
